Disappointments All Of You Tee Christmas

Disappointments All Of You Tee ChristmasHe came back from the dead for this. Two thousand years of salvation history and this is the thanks he gets. The shirt you need for every family gathering where someone asks when youre having kids. The Details: Features a white and golden yellow illustration of Jesus with arms outstretched and a glowing halo, with bold white arched text reading "Disappointments" above and "All Of You" below, underlined in golden yellow. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex

You just make sure they know what they’re missing

America’s out here turning 250 and still acting like it just turned 21

You put a cowboy hat on a snowman and called it a personality

The road called

This shirt says what your diary already knows

Your cat already knocks candles off tables

It said watch out

Only one birthday gets an entire global holiday and a star-guided GPS system

Red distressed western-style text reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL" arranged in a circle around a cowboy Santa face wearing a cowboy hat

and blue holding a sparkler

All white artwork in a darkly comedic style

You’re not here for the patriotism